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Why Is Everyone H*rny For Magnum P.I.?

Why Is Everyone H*rny For Magnum P.I.?

Everyone I know wants to dress like Tom Selleck this summer.

Laurel Pantin
May 08, 2024
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Well for starters, he’s hot as hell in a daddy sort of way that blurs the line between homo and heterosexual. He’s ultra manly, but in those short shorts there’s a little bit of… je ne sais quoi that just resonates with the moment.

I follow a few men’s style accounts, and it may be the algorithm at work, but suddenly everywhere, I’m seeing Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. I posted a very horny picture of him in tiny little khaki shorts and I got no less than fifteen DMs about it. There is, in fact, an entire account dedicated to the character and his style. If I were a person to say ~it’s a vibe~ right now I might say… ~it’s THE vibe~.

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