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Laurel Pantin
Jul 21, 2021
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I have a friend who years ago made it a thing to wear a Nike sportsbra with her fancy clothes to fashion week or otherwise high-visibility style-related events. She generally has the best style and I thought that was so creative and cool. This is my attempt at trying to do something similar but with my beloved one piece. I LOVE a black one piece. There is no better backdrop for gold jewelry than tan skin, a simple one piece, a flash of side boob, a long chain with a single pearl worn backwards down your back, I mean hello.

To me, the black one piece is the epitome of Horny, Rich, Lazy, it is the ultimate sensual garment. I love one that shows a bit of butt cheek, that’s cut up high on the leg, and dips down low in the back. I love an itty bitty strap on one and I especially love a high neck - the mix of sporty and horny is incredibly yes to me. I also like that it protects your delicate chest skin from the sun. So THIS is the ultimate one piece, in my opinion. I also have this one, an…

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