Saturday Snack: The World's Best Lip Balm, A Very Silly Alarm Clock, Perfect Ballet Flats, a Spectacularly Designed Vintage High Chair, etc. etc.

Some things I love from the internet

First:

1. These Maria McManus bike short/capris that I can’t seem to peel off my body. I LOVE them. You can’t tell because this is a photo, not real life, but the feel is amazing. They’re neoprene, not spandex, and they’re made of recycled nylon. They are sleek, comfortable, they make me feel like a baby seal, I love them so much. They’re the shorts version of my favorite Row leggings, and I need them on my body all the time. Maria McManus, $280

2. THIS STUPID ALARM CLOCK