Saturday Snack: The World's Best Lip Balm, A Very Silly Alarm Clock, Perfect Ballet Flats, a Spectacularly Designed Vintage High Chair, etc. etc.
Some things I love from the internet
First:
1. These Maria McManus bike short/capris that I can’t seem to peel off my body. I LOVE them. You can’t tell because this is a photo, not real life, but the feel is amazing. They’re neoprene, not spandex, and they’re made of recycled nylon. They are sleek, comfortable, they make me feel like a baby seal, I love them so much. They’re the shorts version of my favorite Row leggings, and I need them on my body all the time. Maria McManus, $280
2. THIS STUPID ALARM CLOCK
I saw this at the gift shop at the car museum in LA, and I love it. This is the highest res/best photo I can find of it, but it’s very inexpensive and makes me very happy. It’s a thing. Dumb clock, $10
3. A COMFORTABLE UNDERWIRE BRA
Truly! And cute. I’ve actually truly slept in this bra, and I slept, and it’s the shape I’d choose to wear underneath something sheer. I like how it goes mostly straight across your boobs. Cuup, $68
4. Loro Piana Ballet Flats
Do these look unbelievably granny in this pic? Yes. But on? Heaven. They’re lined with the softest suede and have a very low cut opening so you can see big toe cleavage. HOT SEX granny shoe. Loro Piana, $920
5. A VERY BEAUTIFUL VERY EXPENSIVE VINTAGE DRESSER
How nice is this color, and how sad it is that this is almost 3k? And ships from Italy? I love it. Vintage, $2,802
6. THE GREATEST LIP BALM OF ALL TIME
It is by Ilia, and it is shiny, stays on but isn’t thick, doesn’t smell or taste like anything, and apparently helps protect and repair your lips’ moisture barrier. I’ve tried a shitload of lip balms, and this one is the best. Ilia, $24
7. A SPECTACULAR CHILDREN’S CHAIR
God I love it so much! Look at it as a high chair:
It was made in Switzerland and ships from Poland, and man, it is gorgeous. Vintage, $113
That’s all!
Your friend,
Laurel
I have approx. 5 different color ways of that CUUP bra - so comfortable + durable
The ilia lip balm really is the best!!!