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Looking Like A Hot B*tch: A Shopping List

Looking Like A Hot B*tch: A Shopping List

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Laurel Pantin
Jun 02, 2023
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Hot Bitch or Hot Slut or Horny Rich & Lazy - it’s a mindset! Not a look, silly! And mid-30’s/40’s+ tired moms, this is our hot bitch summer. I think.

It’s mine at least, the summer of caring less, saying the thing, cuddling, wearing things that feel good, generally feeling good, telling your friends you love them, leaving your phone at home, and letting your flesh hang all over the place. When I was in my 20s, I’d be like, this is my summer, and in my head, it meant losing weight, partying a ton, traveling, having stupid nights out, doing doing doing! Now, “my summer” means not wasting time doing shit I don’t really want to be doing and feeling weird about my body. It’s my hot bitch summer! And while it’s not a look, the right clothes can help get you there, mentally.

Remember all the griping I’ve been doing about the heat and not wanting to dress for it? I’m starting to get excited! Gonna let the whole world see my belly button!

Silly Sunglasses

Needs no explanation! Good for the pool, …

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