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How To Make The Most Comfortable Bed On Earth - From A Lady Who Knows
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How To Make The Most Comfortable Bed On Earth - From A Lady Who Knows

My mom! Owner of the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in.

Laurel Pantin
Mar 05, 2023
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A few weeks ago I was in Austin for one night, and my mom wasn’t home, so she said rather than sleep in her guest house (like I usually do when I’m in town) I could stay in her bed. And all I can say….is the lady knows her shit. That stupid bed is like 900x better than any hotel I’ve ever stayed in, the sheets were so soft - it was like I was sleeping in what I imagined the white suede jacket in Can’t Buy Me Love felt like to wear. Like sleeping in a giant, chilled bowl of whipped cream wearing waterproof cashmere. Like being a baby bunny and sleeping against all your brother and sister bunnies. Like you lay down and say, Oh. Shit., and then you spend the rest of your life sleeping in beds trying to live up to that standard.

And knowing her, I knew how much thought went into making it that way. She works VERY VERY hard, exercises, gardens, cooks, is gorgeous and chic and FUN - the gal needs her sleep. Her recommendations are pretty simple, but she spent hours researching the hell out of this. She knows.

Here’s what she knows.

The Bed!!!

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