Freddie Mercury - Icon of Summer Style

Baby shorts, horny jeans, and rich old lady jackets.

Listen, if we’re talking about horny, which of course we are, and if we’re talking about style, which of course we are - we cannot not talk about Freddie Mercury. The person with the best, horniest style of all time.

I’m not going to pretend to be a music buff - my takeaway from Bohemian Rhapsody was that I had no idea so many songs I loved were by Queen. My husband still makes fun of me like, “Hey babe, have you heard of this band QuEeN?” Jerk.

My other takeaway was the outfit Freddie wore to the Live Aid concert was one of my top three favorite looks of all time. I want to snort it, I want to put it into an IV drip, I want to tattoo it onto the back of my eyes so I can see it all the time - it’s the most genius styling, the sexiest outfit, the HORNIEST chicest, most creative but not try-hard outfit maybe since the history of clothing. Like… there has never been anything hotter than this.

I mean, give me a fucking break! It’s hyper-sexual, hyper-masculine, but also hyper-gay, and it’s…